Dear Uncle Sam & your henchmen known as the IRS,
I am happy to report that after much heart ache, plotting, stressing, dragonbutt episodes, and tears, I have compiled the small fortune that I owe you for this years taxes.
I hereby declare that this tax season has been "the suck" and I hope to never have to interact with you in this manner again.
You may reward me for my loyalty by ensuring that I find sales on fibery goodness for next to nothing, and receive payment for all the money that slackerbutts..er..insurance companies owe me.
Reluctantly, yet law-abidingly yours,