Wednesday, April 8, 2009

an open letter to Uncle Sam!

Dear Uncle Sam & your henchmen known as the IRS,

I am happy to report that after much heart ache, plotting, stressing, dragonbutt episodes, and tears, I have compiled the small fortune that I owe you for this years taxes.

I hereby declare that this tax season has been "the suck" and I hope to never have to interact with you in this manner again.

You may reward me for my loyalty by ensuring that I find sales on fibery goodness for next to nothing, and receive payment for all the money that slackerbutts..er..insurance companies owe me.


Reluctantly, yet law-abidingly yours,
Fru

1 comment:

Tashahart said...

amen. my folks meet with the tax guy friday to find out this nonsense