Not a creature was stirring....not even Bow Bandit?

When I was a child, Christmas Eve was the best part of the holiday for me. The anticipation, the joy, the scheming to try to catch Santa...although most of those schemes ended with my brother, Joe, getting his azz whipped for trying to bunk out in the coat closet near the family room. Sigh...family memories!!

In our house, we have an extraordinary holiday creature named Bow Bandit. In the past, she's been known as the Tree Bandit, where she would bring parts of the Christmas Tree to her Dad. But this year, she's known as the Bow Bandit. Bow Bandit has successfully pulled every bow off of the packages and I believe she's building a nest to lord over her domain somewhere in the house. I will try to catch a picture of her in action but this is the picture I'm putting up on flyers, as she's very clever and sneaky, a trait she gets from her Mommy:

Wanted: Bow Bandit. Hide your bows!!!

So on behalf of Bow Bandit and the rest of my family, Merry Christmas!