Thursday, January 4, 2007

Birfday Redo

So as many of you may know already, this girl is turning 30 in about two weeks. I had decided to throw myself a birthday party, titled, "Wendyfru's Junk-in-a-Box 30th Birfday Party". Well, I met w/ the party planning committee today and was informed by Badazz KayKay that her gift to me would be a boob in a box. I thought, "Kewl..she's draw a smiley face on a bra and put it in a box". "Nope," she informed me, "since you're turning 30...you get the real booby-action!"

Suddenly I had visions of people showing up with junk in their boxes and then some of my less crazy people showing up, thinking, "WTF kind of party is this..that chick has her boob in a box?!"

See, there are many sides of Fru. There's the one that is here..which is me, down to Earth, honest, whiney and silly. Then there is the professional side of me that has to say, "I feel _____ when you _____ because ________". And I have friends that know my silliness and my professionalismness.

So........I've decided to do this:

A Night of Amazing Women

Wendyfru is turning 30
and it's been one heck of a journey

You've helped this girl find her way
so please come celebrate her birthday

A night of amazing women who have helped foster, support and love this crazy woman!

Dinner: 7 PM at The Melting Pot
Date: Friday, January 19th, 2007
Boas and tiaras recommended!


So that's the plan. Granted, there have been other amazing women that have helped me along that won't be able to make it because they either don't want to come, are out of state, would rather drink a beer and relax, or don't like to go out at night. And..if you fall into any of these categories, it doesn't mean I love you any less. So that's the plan. Kewl, huh?



3 comments:

Justin said...

So am I to understand that there shall be no males allowed?

Fru-la-la! said...

Yes, it's a penis-free birfday party.

Justin said...

so does cooter get to go? I mean, well, his nickname is another word for vagina... ;)